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HUMAN BEINGS CALLED INTERMEDIATE STEP
ON WAY TO A LOGICAL SPECIES

Caveman carving logic of war into rock


GREAT WALL OF CHINA MAY BE REPAIRED
WITH LEAD-TAINTED TOYS

Great Wall of China made of toys


GLOBALIZATION UPDATE:
CHINA BECOMES BIG SPENDER WHILE
UNCLE SAM BECOMES BROKO DE JOKO

Uncle Sam poor while Chinese businessman gives donation


MILITANTS VOW TO EXPORT PRODUCTS
THAT CAN BE SOLD AT WAL-MART.

Militants with proposed products for sale, like exploding donkey


SUICIDE BOMBER ARRIVES AT ENTRANCE
TO PARADISE AT SAME TIME AS VICTIMS.

God with "To Do List"

IRAN MAY BECOME 51ST STATE;
ONLY SAFE WAY TO GET NUKES.

Mullas with American flag


TERROR OR ERROR –
WHAT'S THE REAL BATTLE OF OUR TIME? Terrorist in front of wall that says The War On Terror, but his head is blocking the "T" in "Terror," so the scrawl reads "The War On Error."


A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY TO THE
JUNKYARD OF GREAT IDEAS

Humor, Satire, Funny: Great ideas, piled up in junkyard, with perplexed observer


NEW GOVERNMENT STUDY FAILS TO LOCATE
MEXICANS WHO KNOW WHAT A LADDER IS

Mexicans going over the wall on one another's shoulders with Mexican in the foreground saying, "No, segnor, we have no ladder."

NORTH KOREA RISKS NEW DEFINITION OF M. A. D.
AS MANIAC'S ASSURED DESTRUCTION

Kim Jong IL, on ground with fingers in ears as missiles drop from USA, Russia, China, England, and France


THE AMERICAN UMPIRE.
CONDUCTING THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IN A WAY
THAT'S AS FAIR AS THE CALLS IN YANKEE STADIUM.

Umpire with hat that has American flag on it, telling Uncle Sam with bat, "I don't care who you are! I said it's a strike!" Other international players in background.

WHAT IF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH WAS IRAN?

Ahmadinejad with nuke and saber on throne, with mullah to one side, holding nuke, too, and Chavez to the other side, with red tail, holding halo over Ahmadinejad's head.


AMERICA MAY BECOME NONALIGNED NATION;
CITES WORLDWIDE INGRATITUDE Ted Kennedy and George Bush holding up a sign that says "Suckered In Never Again" Toward Cuba, where the nonaligned nations are meeting

A NEW WORK LIST FOR THE HUMAN RACE;
GIVEN OUR CURRENT WORK HABITS,
WE SHOULD COULD USE ONE

Hand coming out of cloud with scroll that says "New Work List." Earth before it, with bombs going off and smokestacks belching pollution

CASTRO SURVIVES; MILLIONS MOURN;
CUBA LIBRE? NOT YET, AMIGO!

Fidel Castro With Bandage On Behind And Caption: "Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo!"


DEMAGOGUERY FOR DUMMIES:
HOW TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU'RE A SAINT
DESPITE EXPLOSIVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

Hassan Nasrallah with very seriously wounded Hezbollah figher, who is ironically exclaiming, "Victory!"

MAKE WAR AS MAKE NICE:
ISRAEL'S COMMENDABLE BUT COSTLY MILITARY TACTIC

Ehud Olmert, shrugging with palms up and caption: "Please, evacuate. We plan to drop a bomb."

U. N. IDENTIFIES THREE NEW
HUMAN SOURCES OF GLOBAL WARMING

Funny Illustration: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Vladimir Putin, with flames coming out of their mouths

UNCLE SAM'S SHAKY TRANSITION TO EMPIRE;
HAVING THE RIGHT STRATEGY
SHOULD WOULD HELP

Bombs and Rockets Flying At Each Other With "Take This" And "Take That" Written On Them


A BOMB FOR A BOMB AND A ROCKET FOR A ROCKET;
WHAT HATH TERRORISM WROUGHT BUT
A NEW CODE OF HAMMURABI?


Bombs and Rockets Flying At Each Other With "Take This" And "Take That" Written On Them

IRAQ OPENS SUICIDE BOMBER RANGE;
HAILS IT AS TWICE-BLESSED PARADISE EXPRESS


Suicide Bomber About To Detonate Self In Isolated Area With Sign That Says Detonation Area: Please, Obey All Safety Precautions


NUCLEAR PANDHANDLING:
NORTH KOREA AND IRAN SEEK TO TRADE
THREATS OF OBLIVION FOR ARMS

Leader of North Korea and leader of Iran with collection cups and nuclear missiles behind their backs


AIRHEAD BEHAVIOR BECOMES NEW HUMAN NORM
AS UNDERACHIEVEMENT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS

Airheads or floating heads like baloons


WHY AL-QAEDA'S PROMISE OF PARADISE
IS FUNDAMENTALLY ILLOGICAL

Hand lifts happy man to heaven by beard


SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES,
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE

X Male and Y Female Look At Z Male And Z Female

1/4 OF WORLD'S OIL RESERVES IN ARTIC;
U. S. SEEKS TO JOIN OPEC

Bush and Cheney with King Abdullah In Artic


MEXICO SOLVES IMMIGRATION PROBLEM;
BECOMES PART OF CHINA

Mexicans Celebrating Annexation To China


HAPPY TRAILS, AMERICA!
BUT WHERE ARE THEY?
Uncle Sam On A Horse As A Cowboy, Lost, With An Equally Lost Sidekick


THEORY OF EVOLUTION CHALLENGED
BY FRENCH CHEF;
CITES ROLE OF FOOD AND WINE

Caveman and cavewoman having wine with dinner

SUN TO BURN ONLY FIVE BILLION MORE YEARS;
HUMANS EXPRESS CONCERN

HotEarthBesideFrozenEarth


BIN LADEN RELEASES ANOTHER AUDIOTAPE;
HIDEOUT TOO DARK TO SHOOT VIDEO

Osama Bin Laden In Dark Cave


THE ILLOGICAL PUPPET OF IRAN;
ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THE LITTLE GUY
A NEW SCRIPT?

Armadinejad On A Mullah's Knee


THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN OF MASS MEDIA;
INFORMATION EVERYWHERE,
PHILOSOPHY NOWHERE Headless Horseman With Trail of Newspapers


DAILY LIFE AND MASS HYSTERIA


OK, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE FIRST –
THE BABY. THE OLD TESTAMENT, THE NEW TESTAMENT,
OR THE KORAN?


Frantic man in house aflame, trying to choose between saving the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran, or a baby.

HUMOROUS FICTION

1. TOTALLY SAFE SEX
2. SUICIDE BOMBER SHOPS FOR LIFE INSURANCE
3. MAKE THAT AN OUNCE OF GAS
4. ABSTINENCE, OR JUST SAY NOT TO SEX
5. DO-IT-YOURSELF HEART SURGERY
6. IF EMBRYOS COULD TALK
7. MASS MURDERER SHOOTS SELF FIRST
8. THE INVENTION OF EVERYTHING
9. THE TOPLESS CPA
 10. TOYOTA BECOMES NUMBER ONE CAR COMPANY;
THANKS GENERAL MOTORS
11. HOMELAND INSECURITY
12. MODERN MAN LOSES MEMORY
13. DEPRESSED RABBIT ATTEMPTS SUICIDE
14. COME OUT WITH YOUR CHECKBOOK OPEN
15. BIN LADEN'S GARDEN OF EARTHLY FRIGHTS
16. AL-QAEDA IN HELL,
OR ALLAH'S SURPRISING INGRATITUDE
17. SURPRISE VISITORS AT
GROUP OF SEVEN SUMMIT
 18. AUTO EXEC REPLACED BY ROBOT
19. A REVISED HISTORY OF PASTA
20. DICK CHENEY'S WARTIME ORPHANAGE

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