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HUMAN BEINGS CALLED INTERMEDIATE STEP
ON WAY TO A LOGICAL SPECIES


Caveman carving logic of war into rock


IRAN MAY BECOME 51ST STATE;
ONLY SAFE WAY TO GET NUKES.


Mullas with American flag

GLOBALIZATION UPDATE:
CHINA BECOMES BIG SPENDER WHILE
UNCLE SAM BECOMES BROKO DE JOKO


Uncle Sam poor while Chinese businessman gives donation

MILITANTS VOW TO EXPORT PRODUCTS
THAT CAN BE SOLD AT WAL-MART.


Militants with proposed products for sale, like exploding donkey

SUICIDE BOMBER ARRIVES AT ENTRANCE
TO PARADISE AT SAME TIME AS VICTIMS.



God with "To Do List"
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A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY TO THE
JUNKYARD OF GREAT IDEAS

Humor, Satire, Funny: Great ideas, piled up in junkyard, with perplexed observer


TERROR OR ERROR
WHAT'S THE REAL BATTLE OF OUR TIME?
Terrorist in front of wall that says The War On Terror, but his head is blocking the "T" in "Terror," so the scrawl reads "The War On Error."


GREAT WALL OF CHINA MAY BE REPAIRED
WITH LEAD-TAINTED TOYS


Great Wall of China made of toys




NEW GOVERNMENT STUDY FAILS TO LOCATE
MEXICANS WHO KNOW WHAT A LADDER IS


Mexicans going over the wall on one another's shoulders with Mexican in the foreground saying, "No, segnor, we have no ladder."

NORTH KOREA RISKS NEW DEFINITION OF M. A. D.
AS MANIAC'S ASSURED DESTRUCTION

Kim Jong IL, on ground with fingers in ears as missiles drop from USA, Russia, China, England, and France


THE AMERICAN UMPIRE.
CONDUCTING THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IN A WAY
AS FAIR AS THE CALLS IN YANKEE STADIUM.


Umpire with hat that has American flag on it, telling Uncle Sam with bat, "I don't care who you are!  I said it's a strike!"  Other international players in background.

WHAT IF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION
ON EARTH WAS IRAN?

Ahmadinejad with nuke and saber on throne, with mullah to one side, holding nuke, too, and Chavez to the other side, with red tail, holding halo over Ahmadinejad's head.


AMERICA MAY BECOME NONALIGNED NATION;
CITES WORLDWIDE INGRATITUDE
Ted Kennedy  and George Bush holding up a sign that says "Suckered In Never Again" Toward Cuba, where the nonaligned nations are meeting

A NEW WORK LIST FOR THE HUMAN RACE;
GIVEN OUR CURRENT WORK HABITS,
WE SHOULD COULD USE ONE


Hand coming out of cloud with scroll that says "New Work List."  Earth before it, with bombs going off and smokestacks belching pollution


CASTRO SURVIVES; MILLIONS MOURN;
CUBA LIBRE? NOT YET, AMIGO!

Fidel Castro With Bandage On Behind And Caption: "Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo!"


DEMAGOGUERY FOR DUMMIES:
HOW TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU'RE A SAINT
DESPITE EXPLOSIVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY


Hassan Nasrallah with very seriously wounded Hezbollah figher, who is ironically exclaiming, "Victory!"


MAKE WAR AS MAKE NICE:
ISRAEL'S COMMENDABLE BUT COSTLY MILITARY TACTIC


Ehud Olmert, shrugging with palms up and caption: "Please, evacuate.  We plan to drop a bomb."

U. N. IDENTIFIES THREE NEW
HUMAN SOURCES OF GLOBAL WARMING

Funny Illustration: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Vladimir Putin, with flames coming out of their mouths

UNCLE SAM'S SHAKY TRANSITION TO EMPIRE;
HAVING THE RIGHT STRATEGY
SHOULD WOULD HELP


Bombs and Rockets Flying At Each Other With "Take This" And "Take That" Written On Them


A BOMB FOR A BOMB;
WHAT HATH TERRORISM WROUGHT BUT
A NEW CODE OF HAMMURABI?



Bombs and Rockets Flying At Each Other With "Take This" And "Take That" Written On Them

IRAQ OPENS SUICIDE BOMBER RANGE;
HAILS IT AS TWICE-BLESSED PARADISE EXPRESS



Suicide Bomber About To Detonate Self In Isolated Area With Sign That Says Detonation Area: Please, Obey All Safety Precautions


NUCLEAR PANDHANDLING:
NORTH KOREA AND IRAN SEEK TO TRADE
THREATS OF OBLIVION FOR ARMS


Leader of North Korea and leader of Iran with collection cups and nuclear missiles behind their backs


AIRHEAD BEHAVIOR BECOMES NEW HUMAN NORM
AS UNDERACHIEVEMENT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS


Airheads or floating heads like baloons


WHY AL-QAEDA'S PROMISE OF PARADISE
IS FUNDAMENTALLY ILLOGICAL


Hand lifts happy  man to heaven by beard


SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES,
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE


X Male and Y Female Look At Z Male And Z Female

1/4 OF WORLD'S OIL RESERVES IN ARTIC;
U. S. SEEKS TO JOIN OPEC


Bush and Cheney with King Abdullah In Artic


MEXICO SOLVES IMMIGRATION PROBLEM;
BECOMES PART OF CHINA


Mexicans Celebrating Annexation To China

HAPPY TRAILS, AMERICA!
BUT WHERE ARE THEY?

Uncle Sam On A Horse As A Cowboy, Lost, With An Equally Lost Sidekick


THEORY OF EVOLUTION CHALLENGED
BY FRENCH CHEF;
CITES ROLE OF FOOD AND WINE


Caveman and cavewoman having wine with dinner

SUN TO BURN ONLY FIVE BILLION MORE YEARS;
HUMANS EXPRESS CONCERN


HotEarthBesideFrozenEarth


BIN LADEN RELEASES ANOTHER AUDIOTAPE;
HIDEOUT TOO DARK TO SHOOT VIDEO


Osama Bin Laden In Dark Cave


THE ILLOGICAL PUPPET OF IRAN;
ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THE LITTLE GUY
A NEW SCRIPT?


Armadinejad On A Mullah's Knee


THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN OF MASS MEDIA;
INFORMATION EVERYWHERE,
PHILOSOPHY NOWHERE
Headless Horseman With Trail of Newspapers


DAILY LIFE AND MASS HYSTERIA

OK, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.
WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE FIRST
THE BABY, THE OLD TESTAMENT,
THE NEW TESTAMENT, OR THE KORAN?


Frantic man in house aflame, trying to choose between saving the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran, or a baby.

HUMOROUS FICTION