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U. N. IDENTIFIES THREE NEW HUMAN SOURCES OF GLOBAL WARMING

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KID KREMLIN. PUTIN PUNCHES BACK.

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HUMAN BEINGS CALLED INTERMEDIATE STEP
ON WAY TO A LOGICAL SPECIES

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GREAT WALL OF CHINA MAY BE REPAIRED
WITH LEAD-TAINTED TOYS

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GLOBALIZATION UPDATE:
CHINA BECOMES BIG SPENDER WHILE
UNCLE SAM BECOMES BROKO DE JOKO

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GEORGE BUSH SPEEDS AHEAD TO POLICIAL SUCCESS IN IRAQ

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MILITANTS VOW TO EXPORT PRODUCTS
THAT CAN BE SOLD AT WAL-MART.

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SUICIDE BOMBER ARRIVES AT ENTRANCE
TO PARADISE AT SAME TIME AS VICTIMS.

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IRAN MAY BECOME 51ST STATE;
ONLY SAFE WAY TO GET NUKES.

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U. S. SENIORS RETIRING TO IRAQ;
SAY THAT'S WHERE THE MEDICARE MONEY IS.

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TERROR OR ERROR –
WHAT'S THE REAL BATTLE OF OUR TIME?

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A SENTIMENTAL VISIT TO THE
JUNKYARD OF GREAT IDEAS

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THE ALAMO IN IRAQ
BUSH VOWS TO FIGHT TO THE LAST IRAQI

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BUSH ROWS UPSTREAM IN IRAQ,
AS IN UP NIAGARA FALLS

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NEW GOVERNMENT STUDY FAILS TO LOCATE
MEXICANS WHO KNOW WHAT A LADDER IS

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THREE TURBAN MONTE
BUSH AND RUMSFELD FIND THEMSELVES PLAYING
A REAL SUCKER'S GAME

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NORTH KOREA RISKS NEW DEFINITION OF MAD
AS MANIAC'S ASSURED DESTRUCTION

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COYOTE EXCUSES PREDATORY BEHAVIOR;
CLAIMS WAS MOLESTED BY COCKER SPANIEL

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THE AMERICAN UMPIRE.
CONDUCTING THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IN A WAY
THAT'S AS FAIR AS THE CALLS IN YANKEE STADIUM.

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WHAT IF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH WAS IRAN?

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AMERICA MAY BECOME NONALIGNED NATION;
CITES WORLDWIDE INGRATITUDE

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KOFI ANNAN, THE MIDDLE EAST REPAIRMAN;
WILL HIS HANDIWORK KEEP THE PEACE?

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A NEW WORK LIST FOR THE HUMAN RACE;
GIVEN OUR CURRENT WORK HABITS,
WE SHOULD COULD USE ONE

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OK, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.
WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE FIRST –
THE BABY, THE OLD TESTAMENT, THE NEW TESTAMENT, OR THE KORAN?

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DEMAGOGUERY FOR DUMMIES:
HOW TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU'RE A SAINT
DESPITE EXPLOSIVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

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MAKE WAR AS MAKE NICE:
ISRAEL'S COMMENDABLE BUT COSTLY MILITARY TACTIC

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CASTRO SURVIVES; MILLIONS MOURN;
CUBA LIBRE? NOT YET, AMIGO!

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UNCLE SAM'S SHAKY TRANSITION TO EMPIRE;
HAVING THE RIGHT STRATEGY SHOULD WOULD HELP

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A BOMB FOR A BOMB AND A ROCKET FOR A ROCKET;
WHAT HATH TERRORISM WROUGHT BUT A NEW CODE OF HAMMURABI

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IRAQ OPENS SUICIDE BOMBER RANGE;
HAILS IT AS TWICE-BLESSED PARADISE EXPRESS

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NUCLEAR PANDHANDLING:
NORTH KOREA AND IRAN SEEK TO TRADE THREATS OF OBLIVION FOR ARMS

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AIRHEAD BEHAVIOR BECOMES NEW HUMAN NORM
AS UNDERACHIEVEMENT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS

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WHY AL-QAEDA'S PROMISE OF PARADISE IS FUNDAMENTALLY ILLOGICAL

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BUSH MEETS MALIKI. MAY TRADE JOBS.

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SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES,
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE

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1/4 Of World’s Oil Reserves In Artic;
U. S. Seeks To Join OPEC

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Mexico Solves Immigration Problem;
Becomes Part Of China

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Happy Trails, America!
But Where Are They?

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Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef;
Cites Role Of Food And Wine

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Sun To Burn Only Five Billion More Years;
Humans Express Concern

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Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape;
Hideout Too Dark To Shoot Video

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The Illogical Puppet Of Iran;
Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?

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The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media;
Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere

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Daily Life And Mass Hysteria

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George W. As George Washington,
Crossing The Tigris